| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
iL_weReo
Guest
|
 Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:05 pm Post subject: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2008 |
 |
|
On Jul 28, 11:39 am, "Grinner" <grin...@nowhere.com> wrote:
[quote]"WeReo_ScoTTy" <Sco...@newsserver.net> wrote in message
news:hg0jk.10168$cg.8030@fe085.usenetserver.com...
"The Demon of Mockery" <popesna...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:d1430355-4a15-44bc-b381-93eeddfe4e61@s21g2000prm.googlegroups.com....
Hail Eris! Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c
The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2008 Usenet
Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
BOBO AWARD
The winner is...SCOTT "WEREO" LIFSHINE!
Scott "Wereo" Lifshine
21 votes YES
01 votes NO
Congratulations, Wereo! For not only exposing your kookery in a court
of law, but consenting to have your small claim case televised, you have
shown that your kookery knows no bounds when it comes to publicity.
Furthermore, the televising of your time before the bench and the
archiving of that incident on YouTube means that you have now achieved
the bare minimum for the "global humiliation" standard for this most
esteemed award that alt.usenet.kooks gives out for lifetime achievement
in kookery.
We (TINW) now present, for your viewing pleasure, the only man that
matters on USENET--WEREO!
AWL HALE TEH NUKULAR WARRIOR!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l7Gac3AthnY
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
22 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
06 votes Anthony X AKA "Sir Tony Baloney"
02 votes Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton,"
01 votes None of the above
Congratulations, Lamie! The "tard"iness of this report is at least
partially due to you, not only because of your being USENET>s notorious
spamtard, but because the FNVW spent two weeks racking racking his brain
trying to think of 13 unique things to say about you. That, along with
the original report being lost when the FNVW>s outbox became corrupted,
contributed to this report coming out two weeks late. Fluffy was not
pleased, and neither was I.
I think it>s safe to say the entire Imperial Court was generally
cheesed off, Mr. Baillie.
What, you thought you were going to sit down? Hardly. You>re "Not
Dead Yet" for there are 12 more awards with your name on them, so stand
right here.
"Not Dead Yet" from Spamalot
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vBz_WS6CdWc
Absolutely made of sheer awesome.
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is...MAXWELL!
10 votes Maxwell
08 votes Patriot Games
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Maxwell! Your lits o' haet including many different
people as "sockpuppets of Bertie" and your inability to distinguish
between fr0gging and forging, along with your continued whining and
utter inability to deal with a notorious troll (and Bertie is notorious,
especially in New Zealand!), earned you this award over someone who
cried "censorship" when he couldn>t see his own articles because of
propagation issues. See you in January, when you>ll be on the ballot
for Clueless Newbie of the Year!
Oh well, at least it was close.
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
20 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
04 votes Is Ken Darian
04 votes Raymond Karczewski
01 votes None of the above
Congratulations a second time, Spamtard! Your persistent legal threats,
bogus DMCA takedowns, attempts to get others to do your dirty work, and
running away from tough questions won you this prize. Now, watch your
role model, Brave Sir Robin, and learn some style points from him.
Fat, ugly, stupid, cowardly, and k00ky, Lamie: Which three of these do
you think the ladies care about more? Of those three, which of them is
the most likely to earn you scorn from any woman with a pulse? BTW,
congratulations on beating both a legendarily cowardly k00k and a
promising upstart.
"Brave Sir Robin" from Spamalot
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AShveV6I_EA
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
22 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
09 votes Brad Guth
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations a third time, Lamie! My policy is to only allow someone
to run for both Kook of the Month and Looney Maroon on the same ballot
if they are an exceptionally strong candidate and are also exceptionally
looney. Your sweeping of all 13 categories for which you were nominated
this month confirmed the wisdom of allowing you to contest both awards.
The Knights of the Round Table from Spamalot would be proud of you.
I haven>t seen such sheer and unmitigated looniness outside of RADW in
many years, and even then, only in overall quality of froth --
Agamemnon can>t be bothered with reporting anyone since that would
detract from the attention paid to him, and Yads has his own schtick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBR_HsCfNxo
GOLDEN KILLFILE
The winner is...GREGVK!
16 votes gregvk
09 votes The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, gregvk/jitter/malscribe/purpurroterwald! Flaming
someone by wishing them ovarian cancer, among other lamery, has earned
you this distinction of being worthy of being ignored by everyone on
USENET.
And he is so very worthy.
JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
The winner is...GREGVK!
19 votes gregvk
09 votes Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, again, Greggie poo! Your schtick may go over really
well on Something Awful, 4Chan, or Encyclopedia Dramatica, but on AUK,
it>s merely pathetic. In fact, it>s so pathetic that you will
eventually be thrown into the Galactic Killfile for it. When that will
happen is for me to know, and for you not to find out.
On the bright side, he x-no-archives, so much of his shit will be
entirely forgotten by
Google, and the rest of it will stand as a testament to his obsession
with showing up
AUK>s brand of kookology as an outdated, politically correct dinosaur
with no
relevance to the "real" thing (q.v. innumerable (Literally!) posts
about the awards
only mattering to a small number of people). Well, if what he calls
"kookology" is the
current state of the art, I would be proud to have him call me a kook,
since he has
also described every single one of my colleagues in more-or-less
similar terms. Puts
me in the right company, to my mind.
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
22 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
07 votes Raymond Karczewski
02 votes dvus
00 votes None of the above
Congratulations, again, Spanktard! This is your first repeat win of an
AUK award, fittingly, for being completely spanked by NANAE and whoever
on AUK was also participating. Now, make like King Arthur and the
Knights of the Round Table and "RUN AWAY!"
Alas, poor dvus, he never stood a chance against the great self-
spanker of NANAE.
Or, for that matter, Kazoo. Ah, well.
"Run Away" from Spamalot
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GA7IDKWoz2o
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
21 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
08 votes Raymond Karczewski
01 votes Babaloonie
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Dramatard! Ridiculous ranting? Check. Unprovoked
meltdowns? Check. Operatic flouncing? Check. Threatening to leave
USENET forever, preferably several times a week? We (TINW) could only
hope. In the meantime, here is another role model of yours; she might
teach you something.
sets about preparing a suitable crown for Lamie
"Diva>s Lament (What Ever Happened to My Part?)" from Spamalot
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u9VMImm_61Y
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
The winner is..."PHOTON DEGRADATION' BY DOUBLE-A!
"Photon Degradation" by Double-A
20 votes YES
00 votes NO
Congratulations, Double-A! It looks like all the weird science thrown
around alt.astronomy has finally infiltrated your consciousness. It was
only a matter of time.
"Tired light." Hee-hee!
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
The winner is...JOHN WENTZKY!
12 votes "Confederate Flag revisionism" by John Wentzky
09 votes "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" by Bloxy/Nukleus
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, John-Boy! Your original revisionism about the
Confederate States of America eked out a win over the repeated
reprinting of the most notorious piece of bogus revisionist history, to
say nothing of the mother of all conspiracy theories (the grandmother
being anything involving the Knights Templar), still extant. All that
was missing was the cry of "The South Shall Rise Again!" Yes, it will,
but not because of revisionists like you.
Well, technically, the "Elders of Zion" are linked to the Bavarian
Illuminati, who are said
to be inheritors of the tradition of the Templars -- therefore,
Wentzky did indeed
beat out the grandmother of all conspiracy theories...Kind of.
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
26 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
02 votes Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
00 votes Neither of the above
Further congratulations to you, Lamie! Your multiple crusades, but
especially your campaign against aioe, have attracted the attention of
NANAE and AUK and earned you this award. Did you
...
read more »- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
[/quote]
I>m flying high. |
|
| |
|
 Back to top |
iL_weReo
Guest
|
| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:05 pm Post subject: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2008 |
|
|
On Jul 28, 11:33 am, "Grinner" <grin...@nowhere.com> wrote:
[quote]"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" <wrang...@caballista.org> wrote in
messagenews:g6glqo$qtr$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c
The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2008 Usenet
Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
BOBO AWARD
The winner is...SCOTT "WEREO" LIFSHINE!
Scott "Wereo" Lifshine
21 votes YES
01 votes NO
Congratulations, Wereo! For not only exposing your kookery in a court
of law, but consenting to have your small claim case televised, you have
shown that your kookery knows no bounds when it comes to publicity.
Furthermore, the televising of your time before the bench and the
archiving of that incident on YouTube means that you have now achieved
the bare minimum for the "global humiliation" standard for this most
esteemed award that alt.usenet.kooks gives out for lifetime achievement
in kookery.
We (TINW) now present, for your viewing pleasure, the only man that
matters on USENET--WEREO!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l7Gac3AthnY
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
22 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
06 votes Anthony X AKA "Sir Tony Baloney"
02 votes Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton,"
01 votes None of the above
Congratulations, Lamie! The "tard"iness of this report is at least
partially due to you, not only because of your being USENET>s notorious
spamtard, but because the FNVW spent two weeks racking racking his brain
trying to think of 13 unique things to say about you. That, along with
the original report being lost when the FNVW>s outbox became corrupted,
contributed to this report coming out two weeks late. Fluffy was not
pleased, and neither was I.
What, you thought you were going to sit down? Hardly. You>re "Not
Dead Yet" for there are 12 more awards with your name on them, so stand
right here.
"Not Dead Yet" from Spamalot
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vBz_WS6CdWc
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is...MAXWELL!
10 votes Maxwell
08 votes Patriot Games
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Maxwell! Your lits o' haet including many different
people as "sockpuppets of Bertie" and your inability to distinguish
between fr0gging and forging, along with your continued whining and
utter inability to deal with a notorious troll (and Bertie is notorious,
especially in New Zealand!), earned you this award over someone who
cried "censorship" when he couldn>t see his own articles because of
propagation issues. See you in January, when you>ll be on the ballot
for Clueless Newbie of the Year!
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
20 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
04 votes Is Ken Darian
04 votes Raymond Karczewski
01 votes None of the above
Congratulations a second time, Spamtard! Your persistent legal threats,
bogus DMCA takedowns, attempts to get others to do your dirty work, and
running away from tough questions won you this prize. Now, watch your
role model, Brave Sir Robin, and learn some style points from him.
"Brave Sir Robin" from Spamalot
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AShveV6I_EA
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
22 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
09 votes Brad Guth
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations a third time, Lamie! My policy is to only allow someone
to run for both Kook of the Month and Looney Maroon on the same ballot
if they are an exceptionally strong candidate and are also exceptionally
looney. Your sweeping of all 13 categories for which you were nominated
this month confirmed the wisdom of allowing you to contest both awards.
The Knights of the Round Table from Spamalot would be proud of you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBR_HsCfNxo
GOLDEN KILLFILE
The winner is...GREGVK!
16 votes gregvk
09 votes The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, gregvk/jitter/malscribe/purpurroterwald! Flaming
someone by wishing them ovarian cancer, among other lamery, has earned
you this distinction of being worthy of being ignored by everyone on
USENET.
JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
The winner is...GREGVK!
19 votes gregvk
09 votes Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, again, Greggie poo! Your schtick may go over really
well on Something Awful, 4Chan, or Encyclopedia Dramatica, but on AUK,
it>s merely pathetic. In fact, it>s so pathetic that you will
eventually be thrown into the Galactic Killfile for it. When that will
happen is for me to know, and for you not to find out.
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
22 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
07 votes Raymond Karczewski
02 votes dvus
00 votes None of the above
Congratulations, again, Spanktard! This is your first repeat win of an
AUK award, fittingly, for being completely spanked by NANAE and whoever
on AUK was also participating. Now, make like King Arthur and the
Knights of the Round Table and "RUN AWAY!"
"Run Away" from Spamalot
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GA7IDKWoz2o
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
21 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
08 votes Raymond Karczewski
01 votes Babaloonie
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Dramatard! Ridiculous ranting? Check. Unprovoked
meltdowns? Check. Operatic flouncing? Check. Threatening to leave
USENET forever, preferably several times a week? We (TINW) could only
hope. In the meantime, here is another role model of yours; she might
teach you something.
"Diva>s Lament (What Ever Happened to My Part?)" from Spamalot
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u9VMImm_61Y
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
The winner is..."PHOTON DEGRADATION' BY DOUBLE-A!
"Photon Degradation" by Double-A
20 votes YES
00 votes NO
Congratulations, Double-A! It looks like all the weird science thrown
around alt.astronomy has finally infiltrated your consciousness. It was
only a matter of time.
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
The winner is...JOHN WENTZKY!
12 votes "Confederate Flag revisionism" by John Wentzky
09 votes "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" by Bloxy/Nukleus
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, John-Boy! Your original revisionism about the
Confederate States of America eked out a win over the repeated
reprinting of the most notorious piece of bogus revisionist history, to
say nothing of the mother of all conspiracy theories (the grandmother
being anything involving the Knights Templar), still extant. All that
was missing was the cry of "The South Shall Rise Again!" Yes, it will,
but not because of revisionists like you.
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
26 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
02 votes Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
00 votes Neither of the above
Further congratulations to you, Lamie! Your multiple crusades, but
especially your campaign against aioe, have attracted the attention of
NANAE and AUK and earned you this award. Did you get that aioe user
banned? No? You did, however, give the admin of aioe an opportunity to
show that he has balls and integrity, which is one of the reasons that
I>m now accepting ballots from that site, when a few months ago, I
shredded them on sight. That>s a "victory" just like The Black
Knight>s!
The Black Knight from Spamalot.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=k2jYtRTEaNI
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
The winner is...THE RAMD ASSWIPE BRIGADE!
12 votes The RAMD Asswipe Brigade
09 votes Dr. Andrew B. Chung
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Post-Show Parking Lot Brawlers! Your continued
attempts to "plonk the filth" didn>t chase any outsiders away from your
home froup. Instead, it got you cascade after cascade mocking your
efforts. Oh, your work also got you a victory over a big-name kook--the
biggest award winner of the past three years, in fact. That>s quite the
accomplishment (1993 Star of Indiana golf clap for all of you).
TAR & FEATHERS
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
22 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
06 votes Ed Conrad
01 votes Neither of the above
Sincere congratulations to you for this one, Spamtard. Not only did you
have to prove that you had cleared the high bar of being a "terminally
clueless crusader" that everyone in your home group would like to see
run out of town on a rail, you handily defeated, in his third attempt at
this award, one of the few people I know who really was run out of a
USENET group on a rail, Ed "Coalbrain" Conrad, whose kookery is even
more legendary than yours.
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
13 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
12 votes gregvk
07 votes Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
02 votes None of the above
00 votes Is Ken Darien
Congratulations yet again! It>s only appropriate that someone whose
most common nickname is "Lamie" should win the award for "the lamest of
the lame on USENET." Yes, Jamie, that>s you.
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
25 votes YES
03 votes NO
Congratulations, Spamtard! Your eye-glazing screeds that you call
"abuse reports" really do say the least possible with the most text.
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
15 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
14 votes Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations Lamie! Of course, you had an unfair advantage with this
award. The criterion is that you had
...
read more »- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
[/quote]
Flyin' high. |
|
| |
|
| Back to top |
Onideus Mad Hatter
Guest
|
| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:35 pm Post subject: Re: *** DOUBLE WHAMMY WINNER **** SCOTT "WEREO" LIFSHINE Re: |
|
|
On Sun, 27 Jul 2008 12:00:06 -0400, MrFanTasy <m.fantasy@fantc.com>
wrote:
[quote]In article <hy16yg$ypq$n@soc.med.slicked-up-shrimp.com.bhutan>,
"Deferribacteres Formicaceticum Kefiranofaciens"
ratty.mangos@alt.recovery.effete-tail-sewer.net.iceland> wrote:
MrFanTasy, ye sloppy flea bite, there is no more valour in thee than in
a wild duck, ye reported:
In article <yotjoa$f13$o@alt.butts.rickety-teeter.net.bosnia>,
"Flammulina Propinquus Stumpy"
emaciated.maraschinos@alt.movies.picking.scabs.from.your.nostrils.co.c
roatia> wrote:
I dressed it up for you yet again.
u really must have a BORING MEANINGLESS NO-Life...KiNNa Like PEDOTARD
Project much?
yes....I ŒProject The TRUTH of u¹r meaningless life
u & PEDOTARD PIG need to get a room
[/quote]
....ya know, I>ve noticed that the more frustrated people make
you...the less sense you seem to make...and the more you seem to keep
molesting that shift key for support. Apparently your Usenets is
*VERY* serious business, innt? *nods*
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don>t ever f ck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You>re only one of the best if you>re striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn>t make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I>m not a professional, I>m an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the f ck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I>m killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it>s merely a social construct
that doesn>t really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won>t jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it>s time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they>re just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they>re just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There>s a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you>re such a poor judge of style that you can>t even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don>t get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I>d want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You>re sure? Awww,
gee...that>s too bad...for YOU!" `, ) |
|
| |
|
| Back to top |
Onideus Mad Hatter
Guest
|
| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:38 pm Post subject: Re: *** DOUBLE WHAMMY WINNER **** SCOTT "WEREO" LIFSHINE Re: |
|
|
On Sun, 27 Jul 2008 11:24:23 -0400, MrFanTasy <m.fantasy@fantc.com>
wrote:
[quote]"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:pnytyq$iou$p@alt.sex.diabetic-freak.org.somaliland...
MrFanTasy, ye ill-begotten vile one, that butcher>s cur is venom
mouthed, ye dreamt up:
here is A.M.DIO
PS: SVBSCRIBE!
Thanks for the invite, new chewtoy of mine.
--
Hammer of Thor: February 2007. Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk
!!! New chewtoy !!!
Now THIS is FuNNy
PEDOTARD SHITSHINE the RETARDED CIRCUS PIG thinks that because some
moron who has NO LIFE just like IT does, actually cares about ITs FAT
STUPID PIG ASS instead of just vomiting a slew of posted verbal diarrhea
That idiot is even more stupid than the pig, or at least a near exact
match in the intelligence department
The ŒHammer of Thor¹ is up both their idiot ass¹s as they smile lov¹n it
[/quote]
You know what>s *REALLY* funny, imagining you in real life screaming
this shit to someone...LOL...man it must be a fuckin riot for yer
neighbors. Yer parents probably keep you around in their basement
just for shits and giggles.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don>t ever f ck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You>re only one of the best if you>re striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn>t make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I>m not a professional, I>m an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the f ck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I>m killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it>s merely a social construct
that doesn>t really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won>t jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it>s time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they>re just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they>re just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There>s a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you>re such a poor judge of style that you can>t even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don>t get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I>d want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You>re sure? Awww,
gee...that>s too bad...for YOU!" `, ) |
|
| |
|
| Back to top |
Fred Tehbot
Guest
|
| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:00 pm Post subject: Re: *** DOUBLE WHAMMY WINNER **** SCOTT "WEREO" LIFSHINE Re: |
|
|
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
[quote]Keep it up, flapwit, and you will soon learn about LARTs, busting the
Breidbart Index, cancellable spam, and valid spam reports going to your ISP.
snip crap bordering on busting the BI
[/quote]
Why the f ck are you whining about net abuse when you are still busy
busting the BI with your bot posts? |
|
| |
|
| Back to top |
Fred Tehbot
Guest
|
| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:33 pm Post subject: Re: *** DOUBLE WHAMMY WINNER **** SCOTT "WEREO" LIFSHINE Re: |
|
|
"Asterostromella Hoagii Ardesiacus" wrote:
[quote]Fred Tehbot, ye reeking sour ferryman, ye talk greasily, your lips grow
foul, ye balked:
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
Keep it up, flapwit, and you will soon learn about LARTs, busting the
Breidbart Index, cancellable spam, and valid spam reports going to your
ISP.
snip crap bordering on busting the BI
Why the f ck are you whining about net abuse when you are still busy
busting the BI with your bot posts?
Why the f ck are you using Fred>s real email address? Do it again and Chris
Caputo will be talking to you about your abuse of his ToS.
[/quote]
<whistles> |
|
| |
|
| Back to top |
Asterostromella Hoagii Ar
Guest
|
| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:35 pm Post subject: Re: *** DOUBLE WHAMMY WINNER **** SCOTT "WEREO" LIFSHINE Re: |
|
|
Fred Tehbot, ye reeking sour ferryman, ye talk greasily, your lips grow
foul, ye balked:
[quote]"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
Keep it up, flapwit, and you will soon learn about LARTs, busting the
Breidbart Index, cancellable spam, and valid spam reports going to your
ISP.
snip crap bordering on busting the BI
Why the f ck are you whining about net abuse when you are still busy
busting the BI with your bot posts?
[/quote]
Why the f ck are you using Fred>s real email address? Do it again and Chris
Caputo will be talking to you about your abuse of his ToS.
Q: What is your policy on forgery?
A: We have a policy against a user of Altopia making posts in a way that
uses the email address of another user on Usenet or the Internet, in an
attempt to deceive readers of the true identity of the poster, without that
email address owner>s permission. In addition, if you are the victim or
witness to a forgery, you may want to contact the appropriate law
enforcement agency so they may then contact us and follow-up as they feel
appropriate.
HTH, loser.
--
Hammer of Thor: February 2007. Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk |
|
| |
|
| Back to top |
Siphonalia Perfringens Va
Guest
|
| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:58 pm Post subject: Re: *** DOUBLE WHAMMY WINNER **** SCOTT "WEREO" LIFSHINE Re: |
|
|
Fred Tehbot, ye cheese-filled king of shadows, thou wrong>st a gentleman
who is as far from thy report as thou from honour, ye reeked:
[quote]"Asterostromella Hoagii Ardesiacus" wrote:
Fred Tehbot, ye reeking sour ferryman, ye talk greasily, your lips grow
foul, ye balked:
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
Keep it up, flapwit, and you will soon learn about LARTs, busting the
Breidbart Index, cancellable spam, and valid spam reports going to your
ISP.
snip crap bordering on busting the BI
Why the f ck are you whining about net abuse when you are still busy
busting the BI with your bot posts?
Why the f ck are you using Fred>s real email address? Do it again and
Chris
Caputo will be talking to you about your abuse of his ToS.
whistles
[/quote]
Ok, have it your way.
--
Hammer of Thor: February 2007. Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk |
|
| |
|
| Back to top |
WeReo_ScoTTy
Guest
|
| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:16 pm Post subject: Re: *** DOUBLE WHAMMY WINNER **** SCOTT "WEREO" LIFSHINE Re: |
|
|
In article
<t46sjt$60q$l@alt.comp.hardware.trouser.trumpet.org.vietnam>,
"Siphonalia Perfringens Vaseyi Vesiculovirus"
<abortive.twins@alt.collecting.gaga-blonde-grass-back.com.bermuda>
wrote:
[quote]Fred Tehbot, ye cheese-filled king of shadows, thou wrong>st a gentleman
who is as far from thy report as thou from honour, ye reeked:
"Asterostromella Hoagii Ardesiacus" wrote:
Fred Tehbot, ye reeking sour ferryman, ye talk greasily, your lips grow
foul, ye balked:
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
Keep it up, flapwit, and you will soon learn about LARTs, busting the
Breidbart Index, cancellable spam, and valid spam reports going to your
ISP.
snip crap bordering on busting the BI
Why the f ck are you whining about net abuse when you are still busy
busting the BI with your bot posts?
Why the f ck are you using Fred>s real email address? Do it again and
Chris
Caputo will be talking to you about your abuse of his ToS.
whistles
Ok, have it your way.
[/quote]
SHUT UP ASSHOLE
--
PEDOTARD PIG FACE SAYS WHAT? |
|
| |
|
| Back to top |
Phascolarctobacterium Dus
Guest
|
| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:40 pm Post subject: Re: *** DOUBLE WHAMMY WINNER **** SCOTT "WEREO" LIFSHINE Re: |
|
|
WeReo_ScoTTy, ye vile my lord>s knave, thou crusty batch of nature, ye
purred:
[quote]In article
t46sjt$60q$l@alt.comp.hardware.trouser.trumpet.org.vietnam>,
"Siphonalia Perfringens Vaseyi Vesiculovirus"
abortive.twins@alt.collecting.gaga-blonde-grass-back.com.bermuda
wrote:
Fred Tehbot, ye cheese-filled king of shadows, thou wrong>st a gentleman
who is as far from thy report as thou from honour, ye reeked:
"Asterostromella Hoagii Ardesiacus" wrote:
Fred Tehbot, ye reeking sour ferryman, ye talk greasily, your lips grow
foul, ye balked:
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
Keep it up, flapwit, and you will soon learn about LARTs, busting the
Breidbart Index, cancellable spam, and valid spam reports going to
your
ISP.
snip crap bordering on busting the BI
Why the f ck are you whining about net abuse when you are still busy
busting the BI with your bot posts?
Why the f ck are you using Fred>s real email address? Do it again and
Chris
Caputo will be talking to you about your abuse of his ToS.
whistles
Ok, have it your way.
SHUT UP ASSHOLE
[/quote]
User-Agent: MT-NewsWatcher/3.5.3b3 (Intel Mac OS X)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hi, Terry A Herzog, convicted child pornography
possesor.
[quote]--
PEDOTARD PIG FACE SAYS WHAT?
[/quote]
The only paedophile around here is you, convict.
--
Hammer of Thor: February 2007. Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk |
|
| |
|
| Back to top |
Grinner
Guest
|
| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:33 pm Post subject: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2008 |
|
|
"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote in
message news:g6glqo$qtr$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
[quote]"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c
The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2008 Usenet
Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
BOBO AWARD
The winner is...SCOTT "WEREO" LIFSHINE!
Scott "Wereo" Lifshine
21 votes YES
01 votes NO
Congratulations, Wereo! For not only exposing your kookery in a court
of law, but consenting to have your small claim case televised, you have
shown that your kookery knows no bounds when it comes to publicity.
Furthermore, the televising of your time before the bench and the
archiving of that incident on YouTube means that you have now achieved
the bare minimum for the "global humiliation" standard for this most
esteemed award that alt.usenet.kooks gives out for lifetime achievement
in kookery.
We (TINW) now present, for your viewing pleasure, the only man that
matters on USENET--WEREO!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l7Gac3AthnY
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
22 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
06 votes Anthony X AKA "Sir Tony Baloney"
02 votes Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton,"
01 votes None of the above
Congratulations, Lamie! The "tard"iness of this report is at least
partially due to you, not only because of your being USENET>s notorious
spamtard, but because the FNVW spent two weeks racking racking his brain
trying to think of 13 unique things to say about you. That, along with
the original report being lost when the FNVW>s outbox became corrupted,
contributed to this report coming out two weeks late. Fluffy was not
pleased, and neither was I.
What, you thought you were going to sit down? Hardly. You>re "Not
Dead Yet" for there are 12 more awards with your name on them, so stand
right here.
"Not Dead Yet" from Spamalot
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vBz_WS6CdWc
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is...MAXWELL!
10 votes Maxwell
08 votes Patriot Games
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Maxwell! Your lits o' haet including many different
people as "sockpuppets of Bertie" and your inability to distinguish
between fr0gging and forging, along with your continued whining and
utter inability to deal with a notorious troll (and Bertie is notorious,
especially in New Zealand!), earned you this award over someone who
cried "censorship" when he couldn>t see his own articles because of
propagation issues. See you in January, when you>ll be on the ballot
for Clueless Newbie of the Year!
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
20 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
04 votes Is Ken Darian
04 votes Raymond Karczewski
01 votes None of the above
Congratulations a second time, Spamtard! Your persistent legal threats,
bogus DMCA takedowns, attempts to get others to do your dirty work, and
running away from tough questions won you this prize. Now, watch your
role model, Brave Sir Robin, and learn some style points from him.
"Brave Sir Robin" from Spamalot
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AShveV6I_EA
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
22 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
09 votes Brad Guth
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations a third time, Lamie! My policy is to only allow someone
to run for both Kook of the Month and Looney Maroon on the same ballot
if they are an exceptionally strong candidate and are also exceptionally
looney. Your sweeping of all 13 categories for which you were nominated
this month confirmed the wisdom of allowing you to contest both awards.
The Knights of the Round Table from Spamalot would be proud of you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBR_HsCfNxo
GOLDEN KILLFILE
The winner is...GREGVK!
16 votes gregvk
09 votes The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, gregvk/jitter/malscribe/purpurroterwald! Flaming
someone by wishing them ovarian cancer, among other lamery, has earned
you this distinction of being worthy of being ignored by everyone on
USENET.
JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
The winner is...GREGVK!
19 votes gregvk
09 votes Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, again, Greggie poo! Your schtick may go over really
well on Something Awful, 4Chan, or Encyclopedia Dramatica, but on AUK,
it>s merely pathetic. In fact, it>s so pathetic that you will
eventually be thrown into the Galactic Killfile for it. When that will
happen is for me to know, and for you not to find out.
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
22 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
07 votes Raymond Karczewski
02 votes dvus
00 votes None of the above
Congratulations, again, Spanktard! This is your first repeat win of an
AUK award, fittingly, for being completely spanked by NANAE and whoever
on AUK was also participating. Now, make like King Arthur and the
Knights of the Round Table and "RUN AWAY!"
"Run Away" from Spamalot
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GA7IDKWoz2o
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
21 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
08 votes Raymond Karczewski
01 votes Babaloonie
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Dramatard! Ridiculous ranting? Check. Unprovoked
meltdowns? Check. Operatic flouncing? Check. Threatening to leave
USENET forever, preferably several times a week? We (TINW) could only
hope. In the meantime, here is another role model of yours; she might
teach you something.
"Diva>s Lament (What Ever Happened to My Part?)" from Spamalot
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u9VMImm_61Y
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
The winner is..."PHOTON DEGRADATION' BY DOUBLE-A!
"Photon Degradation" by Double-A
20 votes YES
00 votes NO
Congratulations, Double-A! It looks like all the weird science thrown
around alt.astronomy has finally infiltrated your consciousness. It was
only a matter of time.
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
The winner is...JOHN WENTZKY!
12 votes "Confederate Flag revisionism" by John Wentzky
09 votes "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" by Bloxy/Nukleus
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, John-Boy! Your original revisionism about the
Confederate States of America eked out a win over the repeated
reprinting of the most notorious piece of bogus revisionist history, to
say nothing of the mother of all conspiracy theories (the grandmother
being anything involving the Knights Templar), still extant. All that
was missing was the cry of "The South Shall Rise Again!" Yes, it will,
but not because of revisionists like you.
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
26 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
02 votes Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
00 votes Neither of the above
Further congratulations to you, Lamie! Your multiple crusades, but
especially your campaign against aioe, have attracted the attention of
NANAE and AUK and earned you this award. Did you get that aioe user
banned? No? You did, however, give the admin of aioe an opportunity to
show that he has balls and integrity, which is one of the reasons that
I>m now accepting ballots from that site, when a few months ago, I
shredded them on sight. That>s a "victory" just like The Black
Knight>s!
The Black Knight from Spamalot.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=k2jYtRTEaNI
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
The winner is...THE RAMD ASSWIPE BRIGADE!
12 votes The RAMD Asswipe Brigade
09 votes Dr. Andrew B. Chung
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Post-Show Parking Lot Brawlers! Your continued
attempts to "plonk the filth" didn>t chase any outsiders away from your
home froup. Instead, it got you cascade after cascade mocking your
efforts. Oh, your work also got you a victory over a big-name kook--the
biggest award winner of the past three years, in fact. That>s quite the
accomplishment (1993 Star of Indiana golf clap for all of you).
TAR & FEATHERS
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
22 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
06 votes Ed Conrad
01 votes Neither of the above
Sincere congratulations to you for this one, Spamtard. Not only did you
have to prove that you had cleared the high bar of being a "terminally
clueless crusader" that everyone in your home group would like to see
run out of town on a rail, you handily defeated, in his third attempt at
this award, one of the few people I know who really was run out of a
USENET group on a rail, Ed "Coalbrain" Conrad, whose kookery is even
more legendary than yours.
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
13 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
12 votes gregvk
07 votes Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
02 votes None of the above
00 votes Is Ken Darien
Congratulations yet again! It>s only appropriate that someone whose
most common nickname is "Lamie" should win the award for "the lamest of
the lame on USENET." Yes, Jamie, that>s you.
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
25 votes YES
03 votes NO
Congratulations, Spamtard! Your eye-glazing screeds that you call
"abuse reports" really do say the least possible with the most text.
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
15 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
14 votes Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations Lamie! Of course, you had an unfair advantage with this
award. The criterion is that you had to demonstrate that you lost more
marbles than a Chinese Checker factory. Well, there is some doubt you
ever had those marbles in the first place!
BALSA GAVEL
The winner is...SCOTT "WEREO" LIFSHINE!
Scott "Wereo" Lifshine
21 votes YES
00 votes NO
Congratulations, again, Mr. Lifshine! For suing someone that you met
over the Internet about your pet kooky project, you have managed to earn
not only the highest honor AUK gives out for kookery, but one of the
rarest awards AUK gives out. After all, it>s a special breed who
actually sues over someone thwarting their USENET obsession.
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE, TRAINED BY GARY BURNORE!
21 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie, trained by Gary Burnore.
05 votes Maxwell, trained by Bertie the Bunyip
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Gary, for your training of Lamie! This makes two
kooks, Dimmy and now Lamie, that are at your beck and call. They
certainly make for a wonderfully loony matched set!
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is..."WE NEED A NEW FNVW"!
"We need a new FNVW" by Pope Snarky, Pinku-Sensei, and Art Deco
16 votes YES
04 votes NO
Congratulations, Snarky and Art! You two did a wonderful job of making
lemonade out of lemons and then getting the kooks and kookologists to
drink it!
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
16 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
09 votes Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
05 votes Brad Guth
Congratulations, Dramatard! By winning this office, you not only beat
out another notorious whiner, but you made yourself eligible for yet
another annual award--The Bardley Annual Whining Baby New Year--to go
along with Rookie Kook of the Year, Kook of the Year, and Coward of the
Year. If you have a website, you would also be eligible for the
kooksite of the year award, too.
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
26 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
04 votes Charles Lysaght
Congratulations for the final time this month, Lamie! You handily
defeated one of the most notoriously and entertainingly idiotic posters
to USENET, the infamous Chuckles Lysaght, capping off an election in
which you have probably won more awards in a single month than any other
kook in AUK history. While some might decry this as piling on, your
history of kookery and idiocy on the Internet goes back 15 years, so a
good case can be made that this is merely catching up for lost time.
Besides, you can look on the bright side--there are still more awards
you can win!
"Always Look at the Bright Side of Life" from Spamalot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qukfTiqyR8
KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
The winner is...ALEXA CAMERON!
15 votes Alexa Cameron
07 votes John Wentzky
Cpngratulations, Alexa! You handily defeated this month>s winner of the
Doogie Rant Medal for Historical Revisionism to held on to your office
for spreading misinformation. Your reputation for misinformation is now
legend.
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winner is...BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
11 votes Big-8 Management Board
08 votes The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
07 votes The Gun Nutz of misc.survivalism and talk.politics.guns
02 votes Nazicowards of soc.culture.israel
Congratulations, B8MBies! You have finally beaten out the Saucerheads
of alt.astronomy as the contingent who have occupied this office the
most times. So, are you going to push for term limits?
OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
The winner is...Jeff Relf!
11 votes Jeff Relf
10 votes John Wentzky
Congratulations, Glyph-boi! Your computer-assisted illucidity beat out
someone who is naturally incoherent.
This concludes the announcement of the winners of the June 2008 Usenet
Kook Awards. Thirty-nine entities submitted thirty-nine ballots. One
of these was from someone whose participation might actually please
Fluffy, but who voted for previous winners, not candidates currently on
the ballot. Another was a forgery that, worse yet, voted for the person
being forged. A repeat performance will result in the forger being
disenfranchised. Both ballots where shredded and added to Fluffy>s
Litter Box. The good news is that the money that would have been spent
on cat litter this month has again been redirected to the the COO Beer
Cooler (TINCOOBC). The bad news is that it>s still just enough to cover
inflation. Sorry, no La Fin du Monde this month, either.
See you all very shortly, as this month>s nominations will come out ASAP
and then the July election will be held in a few days. Until then, hail
Fluffy and may Bob have mercy on your souls!
And now, a special recessional in honor of this month>s big w(h)inner,
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie!
Sara Ramierez performing "Find Your Grail" at the 2005 Tony Awards
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yRlnSgu-bY
--
The Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
http://web.archive.org/web/20070626225733/http://www.caballista.org/auk/
New website under construction
[/quote]
difference is to be nourished not mocked, not ridiculed and cowardly set
apart from. through what? your ignorant fear of difference? LOL!
stone the imbecile?
integration and inclusion. love your neighbour as yourself.
you are not gatekeepers, you aren>t even funny to the mature majority of
usenet regulars. everybody is included with as much right as you, who point
the finger, condone discrimination and laugh in cliques at your neighbour.
22% of any populaion have mental support needs, 3 - 5% have high support
needs.
harrassment and victimisation is not sport, rather a sign of your own
insecurity and vulnreability to your own ignorance and needs, sadly yours
will go un adressed through pride and a mantality of collectie 'strength'.
which you might consider wit, amongst yourselves. place you all on
goldoing>s island and you would all be guilty of jack>s, piggy>s and simon>s
blood.
cast those stones.
hound me. i expect no less of you. need more blood? here i am. |
|
| |
|
| Back to top |
Grinner
Guest
|
| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:39 pm Post subject: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2008 |
|
|
"WeReo_ScoTTy" <ScoTTo@newsserver.net> wrote in message
news:hg0jk.10168$cg.8030@fe085.usenetserver.com...
[quote]"The Demon of Mockery" <popesnarky@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:d1430355-4a15-44bc-b381-93eeddfe4e61@s21g2000prm.googlegroups.com...
Hail Eris! Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c
The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2008 Usenet
Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
BOBO AWARD
The winner is...SCOTT "WEREO" LIFSHINE!
Scott "Wereo" Lifshine
21 votes YES
01 votes NO
Congratulations, Wereo! For not only exposing your kookery in a court
of law, but consenting to have your small claim case televised, you have
shown that your kookery knows no bounds when it comes to publicity.
Furthermore, the televising of your time before the bench and the
archiving of that incident on YouTube means that you have now achieved
the bare minimum for the "global humiliation" standard for this most
esteemed award that alt.usenet.kooks gives out for lifetime achievement
in kookery.
We (TINW) now present, for your viewing pleasure, the only man that
matters on USENET--WEREO!
AWL HALE TEH NUKULAR WARRIOR!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l7Gac3AthnY
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
22 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
06 votes Anthony X AKA "Sir Tony Baloney"
02 votes Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton,"
01 votes None of the above
Congratulations, Lamie! The "tard"iness of this report is at least
partially due to you, not only because of your being USENET>s notorious
spamtard, but because the FNVW spent two weeks racking racking his brain
trying to think of 13 unique things to say about you. That, along with
the original report being lost when the FNVW>s outbox became corrupted,
contributed to this report coming out two weeks late. Fluffy was not
pleased, and neither was I.
I think it>s safe to say the entire Imperial Court was generally
cheesed off, Mr. Baillie.
What, you thought you were going to sit down? Hardly. You>re "Not
Dead Yet" for there are 12 more awards with your name on them, so stand
right here.
"Not Dead Yet" from Spamalot
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vBz_WS6CdWc
Absolutely made of sheer awesome.
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is...MAXWELL!
10 votes Maxwell
08 votes Patriot Games
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Maxwell! Your lits o' haet including many different
people as "sockpuppets of Bertie" and your inability to distinguish
between fr0gging and forging, along with your continued whining and
utter inability to deal with a notorious troll (and Bertie is notorious,
especially in New Zealand!), earned you this award over someone who
cried "censorship" when he couldn>t see his own articles because of
propagation issues. See you in January, when you>ll be on the ballot
for Clueless Newbie of the Year!
Oh well, at least it was close.
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
20 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
04 votes Is Ken Darian
04 votes Raymond Karczewski
01 votes None of the above
Congratulations a second time, Spamtard! Your persistent legal threats,
bogus DMCA takedowns, attempts to get others to do your dirty work, and
running away from tough questions won you this prize. Now, watch your
role model, Brave Sir Robin, and learn some style points from him.
Fat, ugly, stupid, cowardly, and k00ky, Lamie: Which three of these do
you think the ladies care about more? Of those three, which of them is
the most likely to earn you scorn from any woman with a pulse? BTW,
congratulations on beating both a legendarily cowardly k00k and a
promising upstart.
"Brave Sir Robin" from Spamalot
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AShveV6I_EA
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
22 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
09 votes Brad Guth
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations a third time, Lamie! My policy is to only allow someone
to run for both Kook of the Month and Looney Maroon on the same ballot
if they are an exceptionally strong candidate and are also exceptionally
looney. Your sweeping of all 13 categories for which you were nominated
this month confirmed the wisdom of allowing you to contest both awards.
The Knights of the Round Table from Spamalot would be proud of you.
I haven>t seen such sheer and unmitigated looniness outside of RADW in
many years, and even then, only in overall quality of froth --
Agamemnon can>t be bothered with reporting anyone since that would
detract from the attention paid to him, and Yads has his own schtick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBR_HsCfNxo
GOLDEN KILLFILE
The winner is...GREGVK!
16 votes gregvk
09 votes The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, gregvk/jitter/malscribe/purpurroterwald! Flaming
someone by wishing them ovarian cancer, among other lamery, has earned
you this distinction of being worthy of being ignored by everyone on
USENET.
And he is so very worthy.
JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
The winner is...GREGVK!
19 votes gregvk
09 votes Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, again, Greggie poo! Your schtick may go over really
well on Something Awful, 4Chan, or Encyclopedia Dramatica, but on AUK,
it>s merely pathetic. In fact, it>s so pathetic that you will
eventually be thrown into the Galactic Killfile for it. When that will
happen is for me to know, and for you not to find out.
On the bright side, he x-no-archives, so much of his shit will be
entirely forgotten by
Google, and the rest of it will stand as a testament to his obsession
with showing up
AUK>s brand of kookology as an outdated, politically correct dinosaur
with no
relevance to the "real" thing (q.v. innumerable (Literally!) posts
about the awards
only mattering to a small number of people). Well, if what he calls
"kookology" is the
current state of the art, I would be proud to have him call me a kook,
since he has
also described every single one of my colleagues in more-or-less
similar terms. Puts
me in the right company, to my mind.
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
22 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
07 votes Raymond Karczewski
02 votes dvus
00 votes None of the above
Congratulations, again, Spanktard! This is your first repeat win of an
AUK award, fittingly, for being completely spanked by NANAE and whoever
on AUK was also participating. Now, make like King Arthur and the
Knights of the Round Table and "RUN AWAY!"
Alas, poor dvus, he never stood a chance against the great self-
spanker of NANAE.
Or, for that matter, Kazoo. Ah, well.
"Run Away" from Spamalot
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GA7IDKWoz2o
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
21 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
08 votes Raymond Karczewski
01 votes Babaloonie
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Dramatard! Ridiculous ranting? Check. Unprovoked
meltdowns? Check. Operatic flouncing? Check. Threatening to leave
USENET forever, preferably several times a week? We (TINW) could only
hope. In the meantime, here is another role model of yours; she might
teach you something.
sets about preparing a suitable crown for Lamie
"Diva>s Lament (What Ever Happened to My Part?)" from Spamalot
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u9VMImm_61Y
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
The winner is..."PHOTON DEGRADATION' BY DOUBLE-A!
"Photon Degradation" by Double-A
20 votes YES
00 votes NO
Congratulations, Double-A! It looks like all the weird science thrown
around alt.astronomy has finally infiltrated your consciousness. It was
only a matter of time.
"Tired light." Hee-hee!
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
The winner is...JOHN WENTZKY!
12 votes "Confederate Flag revisionism" by John Wentzky
09 votes "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" by Bloxy/Nukleus
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, John-Boy! Your original revisionism about the
Confederate States of America eked out a win over the repeated
reprinting of the most notorious piece of bogus revisionist history, to
say nothing of the mother of all conspiracy theories (the grandmother
being anything involving the Knights Templar), still extant. All that
was missing was the cry of "The South Shall Rise Again!" Yes, it will,
but not because of revisionists like you.
Well, technically, the "Elders of Zion" are linked to the Bavarian
Illuminati, who are said
to be inheritors of the tradition of the Templars -- therefore,
Wentzky did indeed
beat out the grandmother of all conspiracy theories...Kind of.
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
26 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
02 votes Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
00 votes Neither of the above
Further congratulations to you, Lamie! Your multiple crusades, but
especially your campaign against aioe, have attracted the attention of
NANAE and AUK and earned you this award. Did you get that aioe user
banned? No? You did, however, give the admin of aioe an opportunity to
show that he has balls and integrity, which is one of the reasons that
I>m now accepting ballots from that site, when a few months ago, I
shredded them on sight. That>s a "victory" just like The Black
Knight>s!
You gotta sever the head. It only counts if you have a severed head to
hold up...
Incidentally, I>d like to suggest that Lamie be awarded Wollmann>s own
heretofore-unique
award (for, I believe, much the same sort of k00kery) -- the one to
which you just
referred.;-{P}
The Black Knight from Spamalot.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=k2jYtRTEaNI
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
The winner is...THE RAMD ASSWIPE BRIGADE!
12 votes The RAMD Asswipe Brigade
09 votes Dr. Andrew B. Chung
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Post-Show Parking Lot Brawlers! Your continued
attempts to "plonk the filth" didn>t chase any outsiders away from your
home froup. Instead, it got you cascade after cascade mocking your
efforts. Oh, your work also got you a victory over a big-name kook--the
biggest award winner of the past three years, in fact. That>s quite the
accomplishment (1993 Star of Indiana golf clap for all of you).
considerately adjusts the froup line
TAR & FEATHERS
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
22 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
06 votes Ed Conrad
01 votes Neither of the above
Sincere congratulations to you for this one, Spamtard. Not only did you
have to prove that you had cleared the high bar of being a "terminally
clueless crusader" that everyone in your home group would like to see
run out of town on a rail, you handily defeated, in his third attempt at
this award, one of the few people I know who really was run out of a
USENET group on a rail, Ed "Coalbrain" Conrad, whose kookery is even
more legendary than yours.
Lamie will be a hard act for Yads to follow. But he>s trying! He gets
the Big, Scary
Headers just right, and consistently mis-identifies the progenitors
(or *progenitor*,
as the case may be) of the relevant posts as moi. Posting entire web
pages
(apparently, radical Islamic ones) and identifying them as belonging
to his personal usenet
enemies is further evidence of his future eligibility for this fine
recognition of lifetime achievement in net.cluelessness. Also, take
note:
http://www.fortunecity.com/tatooine/forbidden/392/adrics/adrics.html
The Dave Yadallee Award for Net.Cluelessness: Dave Yadallee (four
times, from
1994-2003). I>m predicting a landslide victory for Teh Yads as CNOTM.
Sorry, but I can find no
record of any awards after 2003 (and as I recall, Yads was a
disastrous choice for
host in a later year, but damfiremember which -- he should get an
honorary DYANC
for that one, but it>d be redundant). If any radwers can point me at
the correct site
(for the more recent awards), that would be most appreciated.
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
13 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
12 votes gregvk
07 votes Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
02 votes None of the above
00 votes Is Ken Darien
Congratulations yet again! It>s only appropriate that someone whose
most common nickname is "Lamie" should win the award for "the lamest of
the lame on USENET." Yes, Jamie, that>s you.
Then it>s even more fitting that someone who may well have caused a
first- or
second-wave meower to originate the saying, "AWL HALE TEH MITY POAST
COUNT!"
should follow him on the July ballot. Mind you, Patriot Games has had
an output of
roughly 69,000 posts in the past year or so, as well. Yads vs Milby
should be *epic*.
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
25 votes YES
03 votes NO
Congratulations, Spamtard! Your eye-glazing screeds that you call
"abuse reports" really do say the least possible with the most text.
Yads attempts to do the very opposite, on a post-by-post basis, but he
replies to
practically everything, regardless of whether he has an intelligible
comment to add,
so the cumulative effect of reading his posts is much the same as
reading any one
of Baillie>s. Even moreso, when he poasts headers or webpages.
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
15 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
14 votes Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations Lamie! Of course, you had an unfair advantage with this
award. The criterion is that you had to demonstrate that you lost more
marbles than a Chinese Checker factory. Well, there is some doubt you
ever had those marbles in the first place!
I foresee a possibility that, one day, Yads and Aggie will both be
nominated for this
most auspicious award in the same month. I predict a tie, in such a
case.
BALSA GAVEL
The winner is...SCOTT "WEREO" LIFSHINE!
Scott "Wereo" Lifshine
21 votes YES
00 votes NO
Congratulations, again, Mr. Lifshine! For suing someone that you met
over the Internet about your pet kooky project, you have managed to earn
not only the highest honor AUK gives out for kookery, but one of the
rarest awards AUK gives out. After all, it>s a special breed who
actually sues over someone thwarting their USENET obsession.
GO WEREO GO!
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE, TRAINED BY GARY BURNORE!
21 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie, trained by Gary Burnore.
05 votes Maxwell, trained by Bertie the Bunyip
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Gary, for your training of Lamie! This makes two
kooks, Dimmy and now Lamie, that are at your beck and call. They
certainly make for a wonderfully loony matched set!
And they>ll even snarl at each other!
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is..."WE NEED A NEW FNVW"!
"We need a new FNVW" by Pope Snarky, Pinku-Sensei, and Art Deco
16 votes YES
04 votes NO
Congratulations, Snarky and Art! You two did a wonderful job of making
lemonade out of lemons and then getting the kooks and kookologists to
drink it!
curtsy> Conga-rats yerself on adding another Salinger to your
record...
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
16 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
09 votes Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
05 votes Brad Guth
Congratulations, Dramatard! By winning this office, you not only beat
out another notorious whiner, but you made yourself eligible for yet
another annual award--The Bardley Annual Whining Baby New Year--to go
along with Rookie Kook of the Year, Kook of the Year, and Coward of the
Year. If you have a website, you would also be eligible for the
kooksite of the year award, too.
Well, allegedly he does, but it ain>t loadin'. <tries again> Nope.
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
26 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
04 votes Charles Lysaght
Congratulations for the final time this month, Lamie! You handily
defeated one of the most notoriously and entertainingly idiotic posters
to USENET, the infamous Chuckles Lysaght, capping off an election in
which you have probably won more awards in a single month than any other
kook in AUK history. While some might decry this as piling on, your
history of kookery and idiocy on the Internet goes back 15 years, so a
good case can be made that this is merely catching up for lost time.
Besides, you can look on the bright side--there are still more awards
you can win!
I think he might have beaten out Teh Monkey -- I don>t remember how
the latter
won his awards anymore...
"Always Look at the Bright Side of Life" from Spamalot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qukfTiqyR8
KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
The winner is...ALEXA CAMERON!
15 votes Alexa Cameron
07 votes John Wentzky
Cpngratulations, Alexa! You handily defeated this month>s winner of the
Doogie Rant Medal for Historical Revisionism to held on to your office
for spreading misinformation. Your reputation for misinformation is now
legend.
That _is_ an astonishing feat.
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winner is...BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
11 votes Big-8 Management Board
08 votes The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
07 votes The Gun Nutz of misc.survivalism and talk.politics.guns
02 votes Nazicowards of soc.culture.israel
Congratulations, B8MBies! You have finally beaten out the Saucerheads
of alt.astronomy as the contingent who have occupied this office the
most times. So, are you going to push for term limits?
Close race!
OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
The winner is...Jeff Relf!
11 votes Jeff Relf
10 votes John Wentzky
Congratulations, Glyph-boi! Your computer-assisted illucidity beat out
someone who is naturally incoherent.
Even closer...
This concludes the announcement of the winners of the June 2008 Usenet
Kook Awards. Thirty-nine entities submitted thirty-nine ballots. One
of these was from someone whose participation might actually please
Fluffy, but who voted for previous winners, not candidates currently on
the ballot. Another was a forgery that, worse yet, voted for the person
being forged. A repeat performance will result in the forger being
disenfranchised. Both ballots where s | |
