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Martin
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 Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:31 pm Post subject: Re: Report: Hitler Truly Only Had One Ball -- Bollock Not Bo |
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"David E. Powell" <David_Powell3006@msn.com> wrote in message news:cc8f6fa4-127a-4d84-bdcc-9651cfc2db0c@t11g2000yqg.googlegroups.com...
On Nov 20, 11:56 am, James Hogg <Jas.Hogg...@SPAM.gmail.com> wrote:
[quote]On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:39:23 -0000, "Martin"
martin1471spamf...@outgun.com> wrote:
"David E. Powell" <David_Powell3...@msn.com> wrote in message
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So that>s why he was so mad all the time!
You mean 'nuts', surely?
You mean 'nut', surely?
James
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Well put and well put!
Hitler was a Terrorist: The Uniballer.
And (as any fule kno) the other is in the Albert Hall. Quite how this came to be is still a mystery. Hitler is known to have visited England as a youngster, but there are no records of him ever visiting London or the Albert Hall. Historians have discussed this at great length, and I believe there is a two-hour documentary being made about the subject, due to air on the History Channel next year. As one who (personally) doesn>t give a damn how many testicles the late Fuhrer was blessed with - or not - the fact that he never used them for reproduction outweighs any concerns about quantity.
Some claim that this might be because 'Albert Hall' rhymes with the word 'ball', which is clearly absurd considering the high level of sophistication, wit and subtle innuendo involved in most songs of that time (particularly when about the wedding tackle of foreign leaders). In fact, I sense a conspiracy of silence here.... blah... blah... the well know ditty 'Mussolini>s Manhood'.... blah... and 'Franco>s Castanets', the old Communist favourite... blah blah (cont. P98) |
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Martin
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| Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:39 pm Post subject: Re: Report: Hitler Truly Only Had One Ball -- Bollock Not Bo |
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"guy" <guyswettenham@googlemail.com> wrote in message
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On 21 Nov, 12:33, James Hogg <Jas.Hogg...@SPAM.gmail.com> wrote:
[quote]On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:23:33 +0000, Andrew Swallow
am.swal...@btinternet.com> wrote:
James Hogg wrote:
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The evidence of the Soviet autopsy, obviously
enough, came after Hitler>s death. The British
knew about this and had versified it long before
that.
By the way, I really meant "versified", not "verified".
The British women must have been working from photographs and
watching Hitler live at the rallies.
They noticed that he leaned slightly to one side. He dressed to
the right, of course.
James
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England 1939-1940
Hitler, he only had one ball,
Goering, he had two but very small,
Himmler had something simmler,
But poor old Goebbels had no balls at all.
Whistle Chorus:
Frankfurt has only one beer hall,
Stuttgart, die München all on call,
Munich, vee lift our tunich,
To show vee 'Cherman' have no balls at all.
Whistle Chorus:
Hans Otto is very short, not tall,
And blotto, for drinking Singhai and Skol.
A 'Cherman', unlike Bruce Erwin,
Because Hans Otto has no balls at all.
Whistle Chorus:
Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall.
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Cut it off when he was small.
Whistle Chorus:
(to the tune of colonel bogey)
Thank you Guy.... though I remember that last line as being "Had it cut off
when he was small"....
A small point really, but historical accuracy is paramount here! I suspect
the late Fuhrer was rather 'small' throughout his miserable life, which may
explain why he was so bad tempered and paranoid. Let>s face it, almost
anyone would have a problem with 'smallness' facing Eva Braun! |
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Andrew Chaplin
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| Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:46 pm Post subject: Re: Report: Hitler Truly Only Had One Ball -- Bollock Not Bo |
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"Martin" <martin1471spamfuck@outgun.com> wrote in message
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[quote]And (as any fule kno) the other is in the Albert Hall.
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You are channelling Geoffrey Willans as Nigel Molesworth here. I haven>t seen
any of him since the '60s.
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Andrew Chaplin
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John Briggs
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| Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 8:24 pm Post subject: Re: Report: Hitler Truly Only Had One Ball -- Bollock Not Bo |
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"Andrew Chaplin" <ab.chaplin@yourfinger.rogers.com> wrote
[quote]"Martin" <martin1471spamfuck@outgun.com> wrote in message
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And (as any fule kno) the other is in the Albert Hall.
You are channelling Geoffrey Willans as Nigel Molesworth here. I haven>t
seen any of him since the '60s.
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As he died in 1958, that is hardly surprising...
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Andrew Chaplin
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| Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:04 pm Post subject: Re: Report: Hitler Truly Only Had One Ball -- Bollock Not Bo |
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"John Briggs" <john.briggs4@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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[quote]"Andrew Chaplin" <ab.chaplin@yourfinger.rogers.com> wrote
"Martin" <martin1471spamfuck@outgun.com> wrote in message
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And (as any fule kno) the other is in the Albert Hall.
You are channelling Geoffrey Willans as Nigel Molesworth here. I haven>t
seen any of him since the '60s.
As he died in 1958, that is hardly surprising...
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Yes, as I found out this morning when I discovered a Wikipedia entry for
Molesworth. My mum used to give the books to my dad as Christmas presents, and
they would have been rather unintelligible to my siblings and me, if we hadn>t
read Stalky & Co. and Jennings and Darbyshire books. Molesworth was very
little known in Canada.
Cave, here comes the Pukon!
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Martin
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| Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:32 am Post subject: Re: Report: Hitler Truly Only Had One Ball -- Bollock Not Bo |
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"John Briggs" <john.briggs4@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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[quote]"Andrew Chaplin" <ab.chaplin@yourfinger.rogers.com> wrote
"Martin" <martin1471spamfuck@outgun.com> wrote in message
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And (as any fule kno) the other is in the Albert Hall.
You are channelling Geoffrey Willans as Nigel Molesworth here. I haven>t
seen any of him since the '60s.
As he died in 1958, that is hardly surprising...
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The year I was born... how strange? |
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Marcus Aurelius
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| Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:43 am Post subject: Re: Report: Hitler Truly Only Had One Ball -- Bollock Not Bo |
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Here are some interesting genealogical facts about Hitler: 1. Hitler>s
father was illegitimate. (Hitler>s father>s mother was not married
when Hitler>s father was conceived. Also, the name of Hitlers'
father>s father is not known). 2. Hitler>s father>s mother became
pregnant (the illegitimate pregnancy that produced Hitler>s father)
while she was working in a Jewish household!
Therefore, there is a reasonable chance that Hitler>s father was
conceived as a result of an illigitmate sexual liason between Hitler>s
father>s mother and a member of the Jewish house hold where she was
working.
Therefore, there is a reasonable possibility that Hitler>s father was
1/2 Jewish; and, as a result that Adolph Hitler was 1/4 Jewish!
My source is the Wilkepedia article giving the biography of Adolph
Hitler.
My father served as an Infantry Officer in the U.S. Army in the
European and North African Theatres of War during W.W. II. He was
awarded the Bronze Star Medal, the Purple Heart, and the Combat
Infantryman>s Badge. |
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Renia
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| Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 8:06 am Post subject: Re: Report: Hitler Truly Only Had One Ball -- Bollock Not Bo |
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Marcus Aurelius wrote:
[quote]Here are some interesting genealogical facts about Hitler: 1. Hitler>s
father was illegitimate. (Hitler>s father>s mother was not married
when Hitler>s father was conceived. Also, the name of Hitlers'
father>s father is not known). 2. Hitler>s father>s mother became
pregnant (the illegitimate pregnancy that produced Hitler>s father)
while she was working in a Jewish household!
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Everybody knows Hitler>s granny was Jewish. Hitler didn>t like it,
though, and sought to avenge her. Trouble was, Hitler avenged the wrong
thing. If he should have been avenging anything, he should have been
avenging illicent sexy-wexy. Well, if he>d done that, I suppose, there
would be no one left in Europe. Or anywhere else, for that matter. |
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D. Spencer Hines
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| Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 8:22 am Post subject: Re: Report: Hitler Truly Only Had One Ball -- Bollock Not Bo |
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Prove it...
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DSH
Lux et Veritas et Libertas
Vires et Honor
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Everybody knows Hitler>s granny was Jewish. .[/quote] |
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Martin
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| Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:20 am Post subject: Re: Report: Hitler Truly Only Had One Ball -- Bollock Not Bo |
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"Marcus Aurelius" <alexander26a@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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[quote]Here are some interesting genealogical facts about Hitler: 1. Hitler>s
father was illegitimate. (Hitler>s father>s mother was not married
when Hitler>s father was conceived. Also, the name of Hitlers'
father>s father is not known). 2. Hitler>s father>s mother became
pregnant (the illegitimate pregnancy that produced Hitler>s father)
while she was working in a Jewish household!
Therefore, there is a reasonable chance that Hitler>s father was
conceived as a result of an illigitmate sexual liason between Hitler>s
father>s mother and a member of the Jewish house hold where she was
working.
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He was a bastard all right, used to beat poor little Dolf and his mother
very badly indeed - probably the source of his particularly virulent
'personality disorder'....
[quote]Therefore, there is a reasonable possibility that Hitler>s father was
1/2 Jewish; and, as a result that Adolph Hitler was 1/4 Jewish!
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Only a quarter... with a nose like that? Absurd... black hair too....
Never mind his bollocks, had he been snipped?
[quote]My source is the Wilkepedia article giving the biography of Adolph
Hitler.
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Probably not the most reliable source, but never mind. Many have eagerly
tried to prove he was part Jewish, quite why I don>t know - I>m sure that
the Jews in particular want nothing to do with him!
Nor with that magnificent, blonde, strangely handsome flower of Arayan
excellence, Heydrich... but alas, he actaully was part Jewish, there can be
no doubt about it. Certain Nazis claimed that the 'Jew in him' was the
reason for his atrocious behaviour, ruthlessness and viciousness - a
peculiar, back-handed compliment?
Well done to your old man, thanks for helping rid the world of these
bastards! |
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Shawn
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| Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 6:02 am Post subject: Re: Report: Hitler Truly Only Had One Ball -- Bollock Not Bo |
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"Marcus Aurelius" <alexander26a@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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[quote]Here are some interesting genealogical facts about Hitler: 1. Hitler>s
father was illegitimate. (Hitler>s father>s mother was not married
when Hitler>s father was conceived. Also, the name of Hitlers'
father>s father is not known). 2. Hitler>s father>s mother became
pregnant (the illegitimate pregnancy that produced Hitler>s father)
while she was working in a Jewish household!
Therefore, there is a reasonable chance that Hitler>s father was
conceived as a result of an illigitmate sexual liason between Hitler>s
father>s mother and a member of the Jewish house hold where she was
working.
Therefore, there is a reasonable possibility that Hitler>s father was
1/2 Jewish; and, as a result that Adolph Hitler was 1/4 Jewish!
My source is the Wilkepedia article giving the biography of Adolph
Hitler.
My father served as an Infantry Officer in the U.S. Army in the
European and North African Theatres of War during W.W. II. He was
awarded the Bronze Star Medal, the Purple Heart, and the Combat
Infantryman>s Badge.
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Well, wikipedia is only as good as what the majority believes. While I
would accept generally many of the things it says, anyone can change
anything in it as long as they have a reference. I could conceivably get a
friend to write a webpage saying something is true and then quote my friend.
All this shows is that I have friends. |
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