Colonel Jake
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Its happening already?,
"Throughout The United States of America!!!,...., first it
was said, 'there will never be an Black Man elected to be
President!!!,' ...., low and behold?!?!?!,...., we now have
Barack Hussein Obabma II as President Elect!!!,...., now
americans are saying 'assassinate Barack Hussein Obama II,'
now and again?!?!?!,...., americans are reverting back to
racial violence, the purchase of military firearms,
militias are getting themselves more prepared for whatever
could possibly happen, ect.,...., bottom line is?!?!?!,....,
everything thats happening and is going on is what we call,
'Murphy>s Law!!!.' .."
Murphy>s Law?,
"Is a function of reality that is an sure thing, just as the
Sun, will always shine!!!,...., Murphy>s Law is basically a
force of thought over time,...., if anything can be thought
of?!?!?!,...., then the possibility of it happening, is
more great, eventually it>ll happen!!! (just give it some
time, and the thought will prove itself unto you),...., in
the United States of America?!?!?!,...., an black man was
running for President, during his campaign running for
President?!?!?!,...., two people were arrested for an
conspiracy plot to assassinate him, then the ballots were
counted, and this black man became President Elect,...., now
this same black man (President Elect), is expecting to be
sworn into the office of President of the United States, but
with everything going on right now?!?!?! (the 100>s if not
1000>s or even 10,000>s of thoughts about this President
Elect getting assassinated before his inauguration),...., is
making Murphy>s Law, an much more possibility, that such
events, are going to happen!!! (his assassination)..."
Alot of netizens?,
"On Usenet may think I>m a KoOK, Drug Addict, Criminal,
Insane, et cetera,...., really, I am all of these things
that everyone thinks I am, but yet I am none of these things
that everyone thinks I am!!!,...., there is a power in each
of us that makes its possible for Murphy>s Law to be, its an
force that is known as faith!!!,...., just as you flip the
light switch, you expect the light to turn on, its that same
belief, faith, force, that makes the clock tic in
Murphy>s Law!!!,...., religious folks have it somewhat like
this, 'if ye believe with all thy heart, then ye shall
receive,' ...., thats some powerful stuff, and it happens
all the time, and it>s Murphy>s Law, that makes everything
that you think/believe, an possibility!!!..."
I explained the above somewhat?,
"To a known koOk about Murphy>s Law, and sure enough, two
guys get arrested for conspiracy to commit an assassination
against Barack Hussein Obama II, read the following:
<Colonel Jake <SergeantYork@comcast.net> of RAMD>
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<Friday, October 24th, 2008 6:04 PM>
<Subject: Re: "Amazing Grace!" (Re: OT: Food for thought)>
<"Taps with Orchestra">
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<Taps with Orchestra link:>
<(http://www.coloneljake.com/audios/0021/)>
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<> Simple fact?,
<> "Its called?!?!?!,...., Murphy>s Law, i.e., 'If it can be
<> thought of, then it has already happened,...., If it has been
<> already thought of, and hasnt happened yet? then it>ll,
<> definitely happen, and happen soon, and fast' ...., so you see
<> George?!?!?!,...., its inevitable!!! (not impossible)..."
<> (dead black Senator? (or black President? (walking)))
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<> And yes?,
<> "Definitely!!!,...., BECAUSE HE>S AN BLACK SENATOR,
<> running for Preident of the United States of America!!!..."
<> (I agree with you George! sick, but its gonna happen!)
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<> <how we wish upon a star (not because he>s black, but because)>
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<> It might even happen? (Senatorial Assassination),
<> "Before?!?!?!,...., November 04th, 2008!!!..."
<> (BOOM! (BOOM!! (BOOM!!! (and an explosion (KABOOM!!!)))))
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<> Can we?,
<> "Feel it!!! (yes)..."
<> (and secondary explosions (KABOOM! (KABOOM!! (KABOOM!!!))))
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<> As my hair?,
<> "Blows back!!! (from teh winds? of teh shock-waves!)..."
<> (may GoD have mercy, upon his soul)
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<> Time for another?,
<> "Celebrity Obits!!! (by COLOnel Jake Enterprises®)..."
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<> And I be seeing it?,
<> "As plain as day (BOOM! BOOM!! BOOM!!! KABOOM!!! KABOOM!!!)..."
<> (Murphy>s Law, i.e.)
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<> "Amazing Grace!"
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<> COlOnel Jake Enterprises®
<> Presents
<> (http://www.coloneljake.com/audios/0001/)
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</Colonel Jake <SergeantYork@comcast.net> of RAMD>
With everybodys firm beliefs?,
"Will Barack Hussein Obama II?!?!?!,...., make it?!?!?!..."
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