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 Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:05 am Post subject: ILgores NEXT procedure |
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ILgores NEXT procedure
ILgore says he>s tired of playing second fiddle to Dr. Frankhanson and
the monster. They get all the limelight, and it is him that did all
the work creating the monster.
Dr. Frankhanson just sits in his office all day anyway, holding one
hand in front of him and calculating on his fingers. Doesn>t he know
that this just means that all his calculations come up between one and
five, and that people speculate on what he does with his other hand?
(ILgore knows that the Dr. doesn>t calculate anyway. He just makes up
numbers for the best psychological value. Too low and he doesn>t
create enough hysteria. Too high and he creates a hoplessness from
which people have no point in giving control to the monster).
And that damn monster. Always needing to be jolted back to life. He
doesn>t even respond to the 110 eco-friendly jolt anymore, and must
have the 220 jolt. ILgore even takes a jolt now and then himself. He
calls it, "rocking with the stars". Like when he got an Academy award
for his documentary on "How to create a monster, out of uneducated
little monsters".
A little jolt for the monster, a little jolt for ILgore, a little more
jolt for ILgore. Well what do you expect. It helps to have a little
something for those long, lonely trips on his 'mission from god', to
Lisbon (80,000 Lbs of CO2), on the quick turnaround. He is above the
normal person, and should not be held to normal constraints.
But now ILgore has been thinking. It was him that was born for the
limelight. To stand in front of his adoring crowds,,, to lend his
great wisdom on monster creation,,, it was him that recieved the Nobel
Prize, not Dr. Frankhanson. And now that damn MONSTER gets all the
attention and limelight. This has got to stop.
But for this procedure, he may need an assistant. Why should the
monster have Abbey Normals brain? Why not transfer HIS brain into the
monster, BRILLIANT. With his brain, and the monsters limelight, the
perfect combination??!!!
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