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 Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:02 pm Post subject: GEORGE CARLIN: "Believe me, folks, There IS a God -- and Is |
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[quote]
A MESSAGE FROM GEORGE CARLIN
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I just received this e-mail from George Carlin. How
he did it, I have no idea, but there must be a computer
wherever the hell he is.
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Ed:
I still regard religion as pure bullshit but I>ve
changed my mind about there being no God.
I still detest religious brainwashing but now
I know FOR SURE there>s a Supreme Being
because I>ve met Him.Naturally, I apologized
for saying He doesn>t exist and He grabbed me
and gave me a big bear hug -- and now we>re
getting along swell. He told me He>s also a bit
pissed about the money-making schemes and
brainwashing being done in the name of religion.
< -- George
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P.S. You can contact me at georgecarlin@cloud9.
(Please don>t give out my e-mail address.)
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George Carlin, now with plenty of time on his hands,
finally had a chance to read Ed Conrad>s Web page
about the miraculous rescue of two insignificant coal
miners in Pennsylvania in 1963.
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We>ll get his thoughts right after this exclusive
video of his very first seance in which he threw
the book at organized religions and even denied
there is a God, for which He sincerely regrets..
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(Again, make sure the kiddies are wearing their
ear muffs)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
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This is the Web page what convinced George
Carlin that there INDEED is a God and that DEATH,
as we think we know it, SIMPLY DOES NOT EXIST.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath/
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:09 pm Post subject: Re: blues517@hotmail.com nonsense |
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blues517@hotmail.com wrote:
[quote]
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A MESSAGE FROM GEORGE CARLIN
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If you want this abusive crossposter to be terminated -
postmaster@peer1.com, abuse@peer1.net, dhswip@peer1.com, service@coretel.net, <mailto:service@coretel.net>abuse@coretel.net <mailto:abuse@coretel.net>, ipadmin@coretel.net <mailto:ipadmin@coretel.net> want to hear from you.
He>s been barred from other ISPs - it>s time for him to be terminated again. |
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Kelley Eidem
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| Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:11 am Post subject: Re: blues517@hotmail.com nonsense |
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On Jul 11, 11:09 am, clams_casino <PeterGrif...@DrunkinClam.com>
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[quote]blues...@hotmail.com wrote:
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A MESSAGE FROM GEORGE CARLIN
If you want this abusive crossposter to be terminated -
[/quote]
No, far from it...his messages are quite funny. Profound, too.
[quote]
postmas...@peer1.com, ab...@peer1.net, dhs...@peer1.com, serv...@coretel.net, <mailto:serv...@coretel.net>ab...@coretel.net <mailto:ab...@coretel..net>, ipad...@coretel.net <mailto:ipad...@coretel.net> want to hear from you.
He>s been barred from other ISPs - it>s time for him to be terminated again.
[/quote]
"You can>t stand the truth."
- Jack Nicholson |
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Kane
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| Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 7:31 am Post subject: Re: blues517@hotmail.com nonsense |
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clams_casino wrote:
[quote]blues517@hotmail.com wrote:
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A MESSAGE FROM GEORGE CARLIN
If you want this abusive crossposter to be terminated -
He>s been barred from other ISPs - it>s time for him to be terminated
again.
[/quote]
Get over yourself. |
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Tom McDonald
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| Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:15 am Post subject: Re: blues517@hotmail.com nonsense |
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Kelley Eidem wrote:
[quote]On Jul 11, 11:09 am, clams_casino <PeterGrif...@DrunkinClam.com
wrote:
blues...@hotmail.com wrote:
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A MESSAGE FROM GEORGE CARLIN
If you want this abusive crossposter to be terminated -
No, far from it...his messages are quite funny. Profound, too.
[/quote]
Profoundly funny, perhaps; if you like making fun of the insane.
[quote]
postmas...@peer1.com, ab...@peer1.net, dhs...@peer1.com, serv...@coretel.net, <mailto:serv...@coretel.net>ab...@coretel.net <mailto:ab...@coretel.net>, ipad...@coretel.net <mailto:ipad...@coretel.net> want to hear from you.
He>s been barred from other ISPs - it>s time for him to be terminated again.
"You can>t stand the truth."
- Jack Nicholson
[/quote]
Ah. So part of your problem is an inability to remember lines
from movies.
Your standards for funny and profound are clearer now. |
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Kane
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| Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:53 am Post subject: Re: blues517@hotmail.com nonsense |
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Tom McDonald burped:
[quote]Kelley Eidem wrote:
On Jul 11, 11:09 am, clams_casino <PeterGrif...@DrunkinClam.com
wrote:
blues...@hotmail.com wrote:
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A MESSAGE FROM GEORGE CARLIN
If you want this abusive crossposter to be terminated -
No, far from it...his messages are quite funny. Profound, too.
Profoundly funny, perhaps; if you like making fun of the insane.
postmas...@peer1.com, ab...@peer1.net, dhs...@peer1.com,
serv...@coretel.net, <mailto:serv...@coretel.net>ab...@coretel.net
mailto:ab...@coretel.net>, ipad...@coretel.net
mailto:ipad...@coretel.net> want to hear from you.
He>s been barred from other ISPs - it>s time for him to be terminated
again.
"You can>t stand the truth."
- Jack Nicholson
Ah. So part of your problem is an inability to remember lines from movies.
[/quote]
And your problem is a nervous tick on the send button. |
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Alex Clayton
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| Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 11:05 am Post subject: Re: blues517@hotmail.com nonsense |
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"Kane" <kane@ispinvalid.com> wrote in message
news:487846f5@news.x-privat.org...
[quote]Tom McDonald burped:
Kelley Eidem wrote:
On Jul 11, 11:09 am, clams_casino <PeterGrif...@DrunkinClam.com
wrote:
blues...@hotmail.com wrote:
==================================
A MESSAGE FROM GEORGE CARLIN
If you want this abusive crossposter to be terminated -
No, far from it...his messages are quite funny. Profound, too.
Profoundly funny, perhaps; if you like making fun of the insane.
postmas...@peer1.com, ab...@peer1.net, dhs...@peer1.com,
serv...@coretel.net, <mailto:serv...@coretel.net>ab...@coretel.net
mailto:ab...@coretel.net>, ipad...@coretel.net
mailto:ipad...@coretel.net> want to hear from you.
He>s been barred from other ISPs - it>s time for him to be terminated
again.
"You can>t stand the truth."
- Jack Nicholson
Ah. So part of your problem is an inability to remember lines from
movies.
And your problem is a nervous tick on the send button.
[/quote]
LOL, this from the one who seems to "have"to respond to everything here.
Must have had a long day asking "will you have fries with that"? So now it>s
time for him to put on his cape.
--
Note:
If you find a message or posting from me inappropriate or disruptive just
ignore it. If you do not know to ignore it just E-Mail me to complain and I
will be only too happy to demonstrate. |
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Kane
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| Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:26 pm Post subject: Re: blues517@hotmail.com nonsense |
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Alex Clayton took the cock out of his mouth:
[quote]"Kane" <kane@ispinvalid.com> wrote in message
news:487846f5@news.x-privat.org...
Tom McDonald burped:
Kelley Eidem wrote:
On Jul 11, 11:09 am, clams_casino <PeterGrif...@DrunkinClam.com
wrote:
blues...@hotmail.com wrote:
==================================
A MESSAGE FROM GEORGE CARLIN
If you want this abusive crossposter to be terminated -
No, far from it...his messages are quite funny. Profound, too.
Profoundly funny, perhaps; if you like making fun of the insane.
postmas...@peer1.com, ab...@peer1.net, dhs...@peer1.com,
serv...@coretel.net, <mailto:serv...@coretel.net>ab...@coretel.net
mailto:ab...@coretel.net>, ipad...@coretel.net
mailto:ipad...@coretel.net> want to hear from you.
He>s been barred from other ISPs - it>s time for him to be terminated
again.
"You can>t stand the truth."
- Jack Nicholson
Ah. So part of your problem is an inability to remember lines from
movies.
And your problem is a nervous tick on the send button.
LOL, this from the one who seems to "have"to respond to everything here.
[/quote]
Looks like I got on your nerves, excellent :)
Maybe I should reply to "everything here"... that would be in the order
of tens of thousands of posts.
Maybe I should enhance it by posting under a new pseudonym... say, as
'Alex Clayton'? Excellent.
[quote]Must have had a long day asking "will you have fries with that"? So now it>s
time for him to put on his cape.
[/quote]
You haven>t been on Usenet for very long, have you? You>re gonna have to
do *much* better than that :) |
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Kelley Eidem
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| Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:49 pm Post subject: Re: blues517@hotmail.com nonsense |
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On Jul 11, 11:15 pm, Tom McDonald <tmcdonald2...@charter.net> wrote:
[quote]Kelley Eidem wrote:
On Jul 11, 11:09 am, clams_casino <PeterGrif...@DrunkinClam.com
wrote:
blues...@hotmail.com wrote:
=================================> >>>> A MESSAGE FROM GEORGE CARLIN
If you want this abusive crossposter to be terminated -
No, far from it...his messages are quite funny. Profound, too.
Profoundly funny, perhaps; if you like making fun of the insane.
[/quote]
Semelweis was insane...driven insane by those who opposed him. He
proposed that physicians disinfect their hands prior to delivering
babies as a means to end childbirth fever which as highly fatal to
birthing mothers. Doctors wprefered to wipe their hands on their
lapels after conducting autopsies.
From what I can tell Ed Conrad, shows no evidence of being insane. His
humor is quite incisive. His discovery is truly extraordinary.
[quote]postmas...@peer1.com, ab...@peer1.net, dhs...@peer1.com, serv...@coretel.net, <mailto:serv...@coretel.net>ab...@coretel.net <mailto:ab...@coretel.net>, ipad...@coretel.net <mailto:ipad...@coretel.net> want to hear from you.
He>s been barred from other ISPs - it>s time for him to be terminated again.
"You can>t stand the truth."
- Jack Nicholson
Ah. So part of your problem is an inability to remember lines
from movies.
[/quote]
Doh! It>s "handle."
[quote]
Your standards for funny and profound are clearer now.[/quote] |
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Tom McDonald
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| Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:15 pm Post subject: Re: blues517@hotmail.com nonsense |
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Arnie Quarry wrote:
[quote]"Kelley Eidem" <awthrawthr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:9de5d552-ea25-48b1-bcb4-b980f4795a4a@56g2000hsm.googlegroups.com...
On Jul 11, 11:15 pm, Tom McDonald <tmcdonald2...@charter.net> wrote:
Tom McDonald? Isn>t that the fool that thinks farmers shouldn>t even be
able to keep and sell artifacts they find on their own land? Just hand them
over to Big Brother and the archaeological establishment?!
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Nope. That>s what some (you?) have made up because it>s easier to
think that (and dismiss such as myself) than to actually
understand my position. Saves lots of thinking on your part, and
makes for good griping with other jaded collectors.
My view has always been that there should be good relationships
of respect among land owners, collectors and archaeologists. That
way, vital information is not lost; property rights are
maintained; and the value of collectors' collections is enhanced
because their artifacts have proper and valid provenance.
<snark> Aren>t you the fool that thinks collectors ought to be
able to break any laws they like if, by doing so, they get cool
swag? Just trespass on a farmer>s land and dig up whatever they
like in the dead of night? </snark>
See how easy it is to demonize another person or group, making
win-win-win situations impossible? I suspect you don>t support
breaking laws to build a collection. Give me credit for also
supporting law-abidingness. |
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Arnie Quarry
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| Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:16 pm Post subject: Re: blues517@hotmail.com nonsense |
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"Kelley Eidem" <awthrawthr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:9de5d552-ea25-48b1-bcb4-b980f4795a4a@56g2000hsm.googlegroups.com...
On Jul 11, 11:15 pm, Tom McDonald <tmcdonald2...@charter.net> wrote:
Tom McDonald? Isn>t that the fool that thinks farmers shouldn>t even be
able to keep and sell artifacts they find on their own land? Just hand them
over to Big Brother and the archaeological establishment?! |
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Arnie Quarry
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| Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:16 pm Post subject: Re: blues517@hotmail.com nonsense |
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"Tom McDonald" <tmcdonald2672@charter.net> wrote in message
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vital information is not lost; property rights are
[quote]maintained; and the value of collectors' collections is enhanced because
their artifacts have proper and <valid provenance.[/quote]
enhancement of collections and provenance are moot as long as the finder
reaps his just financial reward via auction or private sale.
<snark> Aren>t you the fool that thinks collectors ought <to be able to
break any laws they like
Laws are made by the fallible and wealthy elitists who only want to keep
wealth out of the hands of the lower classes.
<Just trespass on a farmer>s land and dig up <whatever they like in the dead
of night?
Survival of the fittest and the smartest. If someone is smart enough to get
past a security system, then they deserve the booty.....ala Oceans Twelve.
[quote]breaking laws to build a collection. Give me credit for also
supporting law-abidingness.
[/quote]
see earlier comments referring to laws made by fallible wealthy elitists who
only want to keep wealth from those who need it the most. |
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Tom McDonald
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| Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:51 am Post subject: Re: blues517@hotmail.com nonsense |
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Arnie Quarry wrote:
[quote]"Tom McDonald" <tmcdonald2672@charter.net> wrote in message
news:qhuek.28$ku6.18@newsfe07.lga...
vital information is not lost; property rights are
maintained; and the value of collectors' collections is enhanced because
their artifacts have proper and <valid provenance.
enhancement of collections and provenance are moot as long as the finder
reaps his just financial reward via auction or private sale.
snark> Aren>t you the fool that thinks collectors ought <to be able to
break any laws they like
Laws are made by the fallible and wealthy elitists who only want to keep
wealth out of the hands of the lower classes.
Just trespass on a farmer>s land and dig up <whatever they like in the dead
of night?
Survival of the fittest and the smartest. If someone is smart enough to get
past a security system, then they deserve the booty.....ala Oceans Twelve.
breaking laws to build a collection. Give me credit for also
supporting law-abidingness.
see earlier comments referring to laws made by fallible wealthy elitists who
only want to keep wealth from those who need it the most.
[/quote]
I see that I gave you too much credit for honor. I>d suggest you
have to live with yourself and that>s sad for you, but I suspect
you have convinced yourself that you>re the shining rebel. But
you>re just a thief with a fig leaf. |
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Tom McDonald
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| Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:27 am Post subject: Re: blues517@hotmail.com nonsense |
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Arnie Quarry wrote:
[quote]"Tom McDonald" <tmcdonald2672@charter.net> wrote in message news:qqxek.39> I
see that I gave you too much credit for honor.
Your definition of honor is obeying laws put in place by disingenuous
politicians that allow the rich to prevent the poor from rising out of the
mire to make a living.
If that is truly the definition of honor on Planet Earth, what would the
definition be elsewhere in the galaxy?
Are you saying that collectors cannot make a living without[/quote]
breaking the law? If so, you need to talk to some collectors who
don>t break the law to test your assertion.
If this is where you choose to draw the line in the sand about
fighting 'The Man', when there are so many more worthy, and less
selfish, issues that actually do demand justice, well I pity your
lack of discernment. |
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Lumpy
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| Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:08 am Post subject: Re: blues517@hotmail.com nonsense |
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Arnie Quarry wrote:
[quote]Follow simple logic and it will set you free.
[/quote]
Killing your crossposting into the eBay group
will set you free. And will help prevent
burning bags of dog poop on your porch.
Lumpy
In Your Ears for 40 Years
www.LumpyMusic.com |
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